Literary handjob

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

by Devil monkey December 17, 2008

Rock, Paper, Handjob

Noun - Spin on traditional game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. While Paper beat rock, rock beats scissors, handjob beats my meat.

The other night, I conned this girl into a game of rock, paper, handjob. I told her, "If I win, you have to give me a handjob. If I lose, you get to beat my meat".

by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008

HANDJOBS

same as HANDSTYLE.

Check out my handjob!!!

I love rocking my handjob!

by DigDug March 8, 2004

Handjob

A sex act done by Hipster because it is retro.

Hipster: Regular sex is just too mainstream, so I only do handjobs now because they're retro.

by Kip Gordy November 27, 2013

Texas handjob

A handjob with your feet instead of hands.

"Dude did you do stuff with Angela last night?"

"Yea she gave me a Texas Handjob!"

by M.C.A.O May 27, 2009

handjob

A job or task performed with one's hands, like a sculptor.

Bill asked for a handjob for weeks, but no one would give one to him.

by Serious Person June 18, 2003

Hollywood-handjob

When actors or actresess make gratuitous cameo appearances as themseleves. Can be accompanied by heavy handed dialogue

Film: 'The postman'
Kevin Costner: "Hey, aren't you famous?"
Tom Petty: "yeah, I was, once. But you ARE famous."

Wow, did you see the Hollywood-handjob that Ben Afleck Gave Will Smith in 'Jersey girl'? We pay you to act like someone other than yourself whe we go to see a movie.

by uzi4u June 14, 2006