husband

a male who hates to love you and loves to hate you.

by maria fernandez August 18, 2003

Stepford Husband

A robot-like man who always behaves predictably and politely and overall is rather boring and unmemorable.

Mitt Romney is an excellent example of a Stepford husband.

by burghf_er August 31, 2018

step-husband

a side nigga, the dude you go to when your real husband not acting right

My step-husband is coming over saturday because the real husband is pissing me off. #stephusbandsaturdays

by nunyabusiness76 September 12, 2019

corpse husband

Has a deep voice and makes wack music

Cool content creator but his fanbase is fucking annoying

Jim: “have you heard corpse husbands voice? i’m bouta cum.“
normal: “but have you seen his fanbase? braindead people.“

by notme69420 January 10, 2021

brother husband

When you look like you could be related to the man you married.

Dude, don't the newlyweds kind of look like they could be related?
Definitely, he is her brother husband for sure!

I will now feast on you, my darling brother husband!

by medionakoya March 30, 2011

Husbandly

The act of doing things that make your wife happy.

I told my wife I wouldn’t drink with out her around because that’s not a husbandly thing to do.

by Pandemiccoder October 4, 2017

Husband

Something you don't have so you'll look it up here

I love my husband

by Bodybuilder October 16, 2020