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Goated

When a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or "goat" to unsuspecting passerbys.
So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.
by soulsurfer78 February 22, 2011
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full body goatse

lil japanese man tht climbs up peoples asses and lives there
omg he just performed full body goatse
by poorit January 19, 2004
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goatse man

by Ryan December 5, 2003
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goalee

The passive participant (bottom) in a homsexual orgy.
The orgy consisted of 10 guys to one goalee.
by domoresti July 23, 2011
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Goatie

by Anonymous July 10, 2003
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Goated

Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head
Cory just goated that goat!
by Ryan December 19, 2004
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Goated With the Sauce

Something idiots say to be funny with their friends when they lack any substance or personality.
Zachary Hardon: my dick is giant-I'm goated with the sauce.

Jester Allenwrench: I've sucked it- It's average. You're not goated with the sauce.
by KUSHVAPOR June 10, 2022
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