Urban Guess

When you type in a word at urbandictionary.com because you think no one has made a definition for it but when you type it in a list of definitions come up

Tom: I think I'm going to to type in jellyrolledpants... yea no one has thought of that!
Chris:oh man you just made and Urban Guess

by JULYM June 29, 2008

Gay guessing

Where in the Men's restroom when someone is using the toilet you peek through a crack in the stall and say, " Guess what? I'm gay".

Somebody was gay guessing in the men's room.

by Judge dredd7 September 27, 2012

Text Guessage

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.

My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018

Sombra Guess

If a character goes invisible you guess where the character is gonna go

hmm a character got Sombra Guessed that sucks

by HeetYeet October 19, 2019

fart guessing game

A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.

Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P

by QuacksO May 17, 2022

I guess Ill just kill myself

Suicide is not the answer

"I guess Ill just kill myself"
"No, that's wrong. Your family loves you and doesn't want you to die"
"You're right"

by GabbbTruskys January 12, 2023

I guess Ill just kill myself

Something somebody might say when they embarrass themselves.

Brad- Stacy do you want to go to the prom?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- ...
Stacy- ...
Brad- I guess Ill just kill myself

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023