goldfishh

A player of the WoW community on the Alliance faction of Thrall.

A form of getting owned.

Jimmy, I think you just got Goldfishhed.

by Goldfishh July 23, 2007

Goldfishing

When a man masturbates, ejaculates skyward, and then attempts to catch his own airborne gob of semen in his mouth. This act is known as goldfishing for the manner in which a goldfish patiently awaits his feeding while swimming vertically, mouth ajar. Men who goldfish tend to be unpleasant, lonely, and simple human beings.

Man 1: Look at that hipster asshole slumped over drinking alone in the corner.

Man 2: Yeah, he definitely spends hours goldfishing.

by fishspotter January 24, 2012

gold fish fucker

Someone who fucks gold fish.

Wow, look at that gold fish fucker!

by Bobby bobby bobby bobby bobbbbbby January 8, 2008

Goldfishtacoshell

Literally the best meme page on insta

Do you like memes? You should follow goldfishtacoshell

by GoldfishTacoshell October 30, 2019

Goldfished

refers to instantly forgetting something regardless of importance.
compares to how a goldfish changes direction in water suddenly for no apparent reason.

Blondes are the most susceptible to this.

1.) getting into your car and leaving a coffee and briefcase on the roof and driving away.

2.) leaving the bathroom after a shower in the morning and pouring a bowl of cereal naked.

someone sitting at the breakfast nook: "Why are you eating cereal naked?"

moving the bowl of cereal below waist and shrugging shoulders: "I must of goldfished."

by crimson neck April 17, 2011

Gold Fish!

A game confused to be "Go Fish" by many when in actuality it is indeed "Gold Fish"; the popular children's card game that can be played with 2-10 players. :

Stephanie: Let's play GOLD FISH!!!
Joel: Isn't it GO FISH?
Stephanie: NO its GOLD FISH!
Joel: Oh ok. :

by Joel! December 24, 2008

Goldfishing

Used when you're forgetting something or have forgotten something. In reference to goldfishes' short/nonexistent memory.

Michael Jackson is dead, seriously? Oh...sorry, goldfishing.

by KousukeShou January 24, 2011