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Albuquerque Frito Pie

When a man defecates on a woman's chest, titty fucks her, ejaculates on her face, then punches her in the face knocking her out.
Dude, I gave Brittney the Albuquerque Frito Pie last night!
by Teh W1n October 10, 2008
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papa fritos

A very very sexy & suductive dog.
by Danielle Wren August 27, 2007
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Fritzl

In Poker, a slang expression for a Full House. A Full House being three matching cards of one rank, and two matching cards of another rank.

Derived from the notorious Fritzl case, in which Josef Fritzl imprisoned and repeatedly raped, sexually abused, and physically assaulted his daughter Elisabeth Fritzl for 24 years. The subsequent repeated rapes resulted in the birth of seven children, three of which, together with Elisabeth, were forced to live underneath Josef Fritzl’s house in a concealed underground basement complex which he had built himself. The remaining three children (one died shortly after birth) were raised by Josef Fritzl and his wife in the house upstairs.
Poker Player #1: “Oh my god dude, you just flopped a Fritzl!”
Poker Player #2: “Yep, and you totally took the bait, now hand me over those chips”
by Coppermouth December 7, 2010
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Fritz

Fritz: fro g
by Ilikecatsanddogs1111111 April 12, 2021
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rasta shasta monasta fritasta

when one hits that point where they're fried out of their mind stoned, sometimes this can be good or very bad, such as when a person of your little green party becomes a heatbag. 2 examples will show the difference
Good!: "Dude, is it raining?" Gnome A
"No bro, but there goes a goat" Gnome B

Bad: The noob was so rasta shasta monasta fritasta'd after one joint that he began to hurl and was never invited to smoke again.
by The Kaiser of Shiza July 19, 2007
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Fritard

a muppet, bit gulleble and stupid
a guy walks past u and knoks into u so u can call him a fritard
by james foster September 10, 2005
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frittarted

a fritta (crackhead) thats so retarded from masss meth abuse
crack head jimmy is quite frittarted
by mungfuckbyfuckcunt September 5, 2012
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