Root Beer Float

When you give a girl laxatives to cause her to have diarrhea, flip her over so her ass fills with shit (root beer), and cum on top of the pool of of shit (vanilla ice cream)

Person 1: How did your date go with Sarah?
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car

by I Made This Account In Spite April 3, 2022

Flottle

In reference to 'Flot'; 'Flottle' is the sound one makes while a scrotum is dipped into her or his mouth. It is an occurrence where the recipient of the 'Flottling' gets a mouth-full of loose scrotum skin, as well as a possible testicle, and vainly attempts to spit it out.
It is usually an act of embarrassment and ridicule for said recipient. See 'Teabag'

Also: A simple act of clumsiness or movement in which something is fumbled, jiggled or knocked around.

1. Stephanie gagged and flottled as John allowed her to choke on his beanbag. Stephanie nearly suffocated because of John's flottling. She now has flottle breath.

2. Amidst his nightmare of being castrated, Matt unknowingly flottled his testicles in his sleep.

3. Hooper tried to be smooth when the lighter was tossed to him, but the lighter just flottled out of his hands.

by Riffkin August 4, 2009

floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

by stoph December 6, 2003

Flatten you out

To lay one flat. More specifically, to position someone in the prone position, put two fingers in their ace to metaphorocally say "I own you bitch"

Yo, bitch. Cross me one more time and I will flatten you out bitch lay

by BigbootyAngie December 18, 2015

Float like a butterfly

Float like a butterfly

Preferred that ..

Maybe by summer …

Healing sun …

Have an affinity with butterflies … :)

Float like a butterfly …

Sting like a bee …

Brutal deluxe … if I write this .. do not read …

You will never be the same again …

And not in a good way …

Gods work … sigh …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023

stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

Don't float your own boat

Someone who gives themselves a compliment, often cocky.

Eric: "I am the best at hockey"
Ann: "Don't float your own boat"

by amkooks March 19, 2012