English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face

Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore

by Dan Rich February 19, 2006

Oxford English Dictionary

The height of lexical resources.

If I'm not sure about the definition of a word, I might check the Oxford English Dictionary for an accurate and in-depth definition.

by WordLover731 November 18, 2009

English Chug Off

Not to be confused with the American Chug Off (the harmless practice of chugging beers with friends), the English Chug Off is much different. In America, it is known as "Circle Jerking." The (male) participants in the English Chug Off gather round in a circle and begin to masturbate until each one ejaculates. While this practice is found by most people to be distasteful, others claim that nothing is more beautiful when all participants climax at once.

Corey: Hey I'm a little bored, want to do a chug off?
Jeremy: If you mean an English chug off, then YES!
Corey: I'll call my boy Jimmy and we can get started!

by JamesKeaton August 24, 2011

English

The unoffical international language.

How Auxiliary languages such as Esperanto,Ido and Interlingua got tossed aside for that confusing pile of crap known as English is beyond me.

by Moonrunner September 25, 2006

English Owned

The name for when you beat someone in grammar, vocabulary or pronunciation.

Jim: If only that was possible.

Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.

Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!

by Gordon-Man December 28, 2010

English Tug

when you grab your penis, and a partner begins to move your arm in a stoking motion which creates masterbation, very similar to a dutch rudder.

A girl didn't want to touch my penis so i suggested an english tug.

by thee english tugger June 20, 2011

english latte

When you cum in a girls face them tea bag her and fart in her face

I'm gonna make you an English latte bitch

by OB South October 14, 2017