emergency dram

emergencydramthe overwhelming need for a wee drink, deoch, nip, whilst moving beween bars. Primarily used by people who are from the Scottish highlands teuchtersparticularly those who play shinty.

"That's miles away mun, here let's go in here for an emergency dram"

by Coinneach January 14, 2007

emergency blowout liquidation

Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.

After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;

"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"

Or in a more formal situation;

"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."

by Anton Berlin May 7, 2008

Emberlee

A girl who’s heart is made of gold, who is gorgeous, and can make anyone laugh. An all around amazing person.

There goes that gorgeous Emberlee

by madi.s March 16, 2018

emergency deucectomy

The act of removing a dangerous & potentially deadly poo immediately.

After making four trips through the buffet line, I need to perform an emergency deucectomy stat!

by slice60 November 24, 2009

emmerie

Emmerie I s a beautiful, kind, loving, and happy person. She will always stick to your side. She has brown eyes that you can look into and feel safe and long brown curly hair.There is nobody like her. She is the best friend you always wanted and more. She supports you in whatever you do and isn't afraid to tell you what you did wrong. She will change your life around when you become best friends with her

Hey Emmerie how are you today?

by Crystal shaylee July 9, 2019

emergadate

The person you know you can go to when you need a last minute date for an event and every other person you'd prefer to go with can't make it. Characteristics inculde: always free on very short notice and fun to be with but of no romantic interest.

"I bought non-refundable tickets to the comedy club to surprise Monique but she had to go out of town; I called my emergadate the night before and now I'm going with Beth. Whew!"

by Jim Gavelier March 3, 2007

Emberti

1. Verbal expression of confusion, due to an abstract or difficult to discern statement, idea, or question.

Variations:
1. Bert
2. Emberti
3. Emberti Carn
4. Berti

"Ali, do you understand what the teacher is saying?" said I.
"Emberti?!" replied Ali in utter confusion.

by A. Mac. April 6, 2007