Pulling an Earl

An employee who calls out another employee about a low work ethic, or sorry work ethic but then proceeds to sit on stool and do nothing while working

You know I just got out of the meeting about pulling an Earl, then Jerry proceeded to pull an Earl .

by Louie602 August 15, 2017

Agriculture and Science Early College

ASEC is also known as Gaysec, a school filled with an extremely diverse group of students that are stressed to the point of mental breakdowns every week and being sleep deprived. With a few decent teachers makes this school bearable, until you get to the college classes. This place is wild.

“Dang did you see the bags under her eyes?”

“yeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early College”

by anon24601 November 6, 2019

Earl Monroe

The Pearl, Black Jesus. As a member of the Baltimore Bullets and later the New York Knicks, Earl Monroe dazzled fans and opponents alike with streetball dribbling and scoring flair. Monroe was especially adept at the spin move, which he would often use to freeze defenders before blowing past them to the hoop.

"Earl Monroe destroyed me with that spin move tonight. I knew it was coming, but I couldn't stop it." - Jerry West

by Jamaal "Silk" Wilkes January 27, 2009

early-ish

1) early, but only relatively early
2) when one shows up late for work as usual, but earlier than they usually do and/or their co-workers usually do

"I can't believe Mr. Pearson bitched me out for coming in at 830! I usually don't even come in until 9:30! I was early..."
"Yeah but you're supposed to be here at 8. You were just early-ish"

by QuakerDan July 16, 2009

Stupid Early

Stupid Early is any time in the morning, when you don't feel you should be awake. It is too early for you, and you hate being awake and active at this time. Any time before 8AM can be universally classed as Stupid Early. If your boss asks you to get to work for 7AM for example, you can say 'That's stupid early'

I'll be there quite early tomorrow, but not stupid early.

by Eric Booth November 17, 2010

Wilkes Early College

This school is full of a bunch of teenagers who either try too hard or know how to cheat. Most of us were accepted by pure luck. A lot is expected out of us so we’re here basically killing ourselves just trying to pass. Everyone thinks we’re smart while we’re really not. We’re all sad and struggling. This may or may not be a call for help.

Someone: Wow you go to Wilkes Early College? You’re probably SOO smart!

by caprisunbois September 11, 2019

early bird special

The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."

Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!

by eightycarrots January 5, 2009