DILF

DILF: Dad I would like to fuck. Probably buff or making attempts to be buff. Wears t-shirts one size too small, may or may not be tatted. Definitely drives an older model Land Rover. He has a baby mama but minimal drama. Typically well endowed. Is a kinky motherfucker.

I want to bang that DILF.

by MILF Nikki June 20, 2021

Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021

Dilf

Father that bangs there children

Dad:wanna dilf

Son: heck yea

by Txrboo December 29, 2019

DILF

DILF = dad i like to fuck
dilf is like the dad equivalent to MILF

your friend: omg have you heard Chris Wood has a son now?
me: yeah! now he’s a total DILF

by slut4kai July 29, 2021

Dilf

Dad I would like to fuck

That man’s a dilf

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

dilf

an older man who could get it

justin’s dad is such a dilf

by dilfluvr July 31, 2021

dilf

something horny edgy girls call "hot sexy old men" cuz they got daddy issues

"MMMM DILFS I LOVE DILFS I WANT THEM TO RAIL ME IN THE ASSHOLE!!!! 😩😩😩😩" -cringe tiktok girls

by taintedd April 7, 2021