crotch pocket 

A crotch pocket is a woman's vagina. The word is useful in talking about a woman's vagina in mixed company without using common words.

I'll bet that bitch has a nice-looking crotch pocket.

crotch pocket by Shakira's Hips October 16, 2006

crotch spiders 

The regrowth hair that needs shaved in the pubic region, or The few pubic hairs that need trimmed that sneak out of a bikini bottom. The lighter version of a Thighbrow.

Candice was avoiding going swimming with her friends as she had a bad case of crotch spiders, even though she had shaved 3 days ago.

crotch spiders by RustyBedsprings June 23, 2016

crotch belly

Very large mass of fat that gathers in the lower abdomen primarily but not recticted to fat women. See also fupa, front butt, or gunt. Men also can suffer from this condition although men traditionally of this size tend to wear a fat apron.

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The lady at the China Buffet had a ginourmous crotch belly.

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Big fat Roy is a man with a huge crotch belly. He really likes cheese and garlic butter.

crotch belly by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

crotch plug 

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product

OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet

crotch plug by John September 28, 2006

crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

crotch parcels by SSPink January 18, 2006

Crotch Knuckles 

The hard roundish mass contained in a male mamal's scrotum. Generally found 2 to a sack. Testicles.

I noticed the lump after she cracked my Crotch Knuckles

Crotch Knuckles by Oh Shit February 8, 2008

Crotch Tingles 

The Tingly sensation you get when someone says something dirty to you.

When Nelson said he would frisk me I got major crotch tingles.

Crotch Tingles by I put the T&A in Tax February 19, 2009