cryptocunt

1 of a group of millionaire investors specialising in cryptocurrency pumps, who first got involved in 2013, made a shitload of cash and doesn't know what to spend it on.

Look at that rich and goodlooking cryptocunt over there. I wish I was a cryptocunt like him/her

by @thecryptocunts August 9, 2017

craptum craptorium

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004

Cristofer

Cris is the biggest dumbfuck of all time he is annoying sometimes but he is cool.

Wow that kid is such a cristofer sometimes

by Eat that pussy445 March 13, 2017

crypto

Crypto is a short name for cryptocurrency. A cryptocurrency is a digital asset that can be purchased on any cryptocurrency exchange. Many people prefer cryptocurrency exchanges like coinbase.com, kraken.com or rubix.io for purchasing their crypto. Crypto can be used to purchase many goods, rather than original fiat currencies like the US Dollar.

I just used crypto to buy my groceries this morning and I didn't even have to pay any fees.

by neoexchange March 31, 2019

cripture

an ugly beyond reason human who looks like some kind of creature,a nickname for an animal.

aww look at the cripture doggy sprinkles or what a fuckin cripture she looks like a monkey!

by ashley November 13, 2004

cristofer drew

1. singer of NEVERshoutNEVER 2. the cutest guy in the whole world 3. guy with an absolute amazing voice and awesome hair 4. kristina's future husband !

girl: Did you see that fine boy walking down the street?

kristina: yea. that's my man Cristofer Drew.

by hi_kristina March 19, 2009

Monte Cristo

A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.

'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'

by Austin in Brooklyn August 31, 2006