bible crumper

A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"

I saw a bible crumper shouting "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" for 17 hours

by Vandei April 16, 2017

Dirty Clamper

During anal sex the person receiving tightens up their asshole before the giver climaxes, forcing them to cum inside

Some men and women give pearls, while others are just dirty clampers.

by AtGonePostalGk March 18, 2019

Jim Cramer

Another name for a dingleberry.

Man, all these Jim Cramers stuck to my ass

by Ransarot July 16, 2022

Crevice Crammer

When someone (typically a male) is obsessed with ramming their penis into any remotely-looking hole they can find.

Ryan is such a Crevice Crammer to anything he can find!

by Rionox December 31, 2022

fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe

a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.

by psun3 June 4, 2018

gotta hit the crapper

Another way of saying gotta use the restroom

Person 1: hey you wanna go to the store
Person 2: Sry gotta hit the crapper first

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

Sad Poggers champer

When something extreamly sad and unexpected happens.

oh your dad died, now that's a sad poggers champers.

by NotJoachim October 17, 2020