Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AtGonePostalGk

Mud Spilunking

The act of anal sex that is excessively messy

Ted went mud Spilunking with Jen after taco Tuesday.

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During anal sex the person receiving tightens up their asshole before the giver climaxes, forcing them to cum inside

Some men and women give pearls, while others are just dirty clampers.

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When your friend Joe as a freshman at a senior after prom party shits all over himself and everything.

Joe was referred to as shit shit after the party for the next three years.

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