a cramper is someone who just basicly sucks to be around and at the same time ignorantly thinks they are so cool to hang out with, no one ever knows how they got there or who invited them but no one ever tells them strait up to hit the road
by deadcat June 10, 2003
slang: one who insists on inundating you with unsolicited fashion advice; a person who obtains all of their own unoriginal style ideas (ex. what shoes and clothes to wear) from magazines like "Cosmopolitan," "Vanity Fair," "YM," "GQ," etc. while simultaneously criticizing you and others for your outdated or unpopular, yet more original style choices; an individual who chooses to follow the other fashion sheep, and insists that their way is the only way
Alyssa made a disparging remark about how "ugly" my Mork & Mindy rainbow suspenders are, what a style cramper!
Thank Heaven I didn't feel the need to join all of the other style crampers on campus and sport one of those Tiffany dog tag necklaces!
Lindsay and all of her sorority sisters are total style crampers! They dress exactly the same and then pick on girls who don't wear Abercrombie & Fitch.
Thank Heaven I didn't feel the need to join all of the other style crampers on campus and sport one of those Tiffany dog tag necklaces!
Lindsay and all of her sorority sisters are total style crampers! They dress exactly the same and then pick on girls who don't wear Abercrombie & Fitch.
by Suz October 27, 2004
by moises11 October 18, 2005
The name one gets when he or she has a reputable image of being a slut and riding too many dicks at one time, causing a cramped cooch.
Oh my gosh Kev and Steph, Brittney is such a cooch cramper! She is literally going on the round trip of all the world's national monuments.
by StripperSlut August 12, 2011
A Strawberry Cramper (also known as a Chicken Mummfler) is a type of action that causes the suffocation of a feminine lizard (named otherwised as the Female Boogaloo). This action is highly dangerous and often results in spontaneous and putrid combustion. This action is commonly done by those in the furry community (a group of those who are attracted to animals) and is recommended to not be viewed apon by the normal eyes.
Finding satisfaction in this act is considered a crime in the Philippines, North Korea, and most of the U.S.A. (most notably the state of Alabama).
Finding satisfaction in this act is considered a crime in the Philippines, North Korea, and most of the U.S.A. (most notably the state of Alabama).
"While walking down the street i saw Fred giving the neighborly Female Boogaloo a Strawberry Cramper.".
by Warrior's_Dream June 27, 2019