cockarazzi

the bros and hangers-on who constantly surround a female and unnecessarily jump to her defense to protect her from the outside world.

Dude, you can't even talk to her. She's always got a cockarazzi around her.

by Thisisntreallyneededisit January 28, 2017

slobber cocked

It refers to being extremely drunk.

"dude last night i couldn't walk i was so slobber cocked

by bogan mccamy December 17, 2009

Mob Cocked

when some one puts something together poorly or when an/ object(s) is used for something other than its intended purpose

"i can't believe how mob cocked that porch is." "it wasint working right, so i had to mob cock it together". " i wouldnt ride that bike, it's all mobbed cocked together".

by noodles 74 July 8, 2012

Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.

Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.

by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

cockeater

one who eats cock

That cockeater of a whore gives good head!

by worm September 19, 2003

Half-Cocked

being about half drunk

after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked

by justin August 4, 2004

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021