Clum

People who have a backwards brain use this word.
Clum means something, I forgor💀

Clum means uhh, don't remember frr

by Hiwstdastn February 17, 2022

A Clumlotte

An accidental mishap usually involving water or glass with a lot of force in a 2 second period. Usually used for good looking clumsy people that you can never get mad at no matter how bad the damage is.

*Arnold turned on the water tap too strong therefore water spashed on his shirt* Mike says "oh you pulled a clumlotte"

*Petunia swung her arms in laughter causing the glass of water on the table to fall and break* Bertha says "oh no you pulled a clumlotte"

*Tina laughed so hard because the blanket was wet causing the water she was drinking to splash onto Calvin* Calvin laughs "oh my god you are such a clumlotte"

by Raaawry April 4, 2010

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

clumpflump

i dunno why don't you define it

oh clumpflump

by frufru May 26, 2004

Clump Paddy

A stupid person, who is always fuckn up

what a clump paddy
Mr.lahey is a clump paddy

by JsHarP December 15, 2004

clumpies

(plural of clumpy )when a girl is on her period a clump of blood ( the lining of the uterus) comes out, usually in a clump, hence the naming clumpy, or clumpies.

Jeeze, I hate it when I get clumpies on my pad and they get squished...

by Tanya-Tay July 21, 2008