Climaxthunder

When you fart during the climax during sex.

Erica Climaxthundered the other night, causing Joel to stop and not satisfy either of them.

by Jpaschen November 11, 2010

Climbapotamus

A mythological hippopotamus-type creature that can scale walls and buildings as well as clamber over any obstacles in it's path. Although 'sightings' are rare, the climbapotamus is said to cuddle it's prey to death, a process taking anything between 5 minutes and an hour.

Scott: Doug, you'll never believe it! i just watched Giles being cuddled to death by a climbapotamus!
Doug: yeah right, they're mythological!

by scottbox November 6, 2009

Climmage

Climmage is a sexual act performed by a man on a woman. While she is on her hands and knees in front of him, the man puts his penis into her arse, he then reaches inside of her vagina with his hand and grasps his penis through the vaginal/anal wall (intra-vagi-anal-masturbation). From here he touches himself until point of climax, then quite likely realises he's killed his partner.

The police today found a woman dead in her husband's apartment, the cause of death is yet unconfirmed but sources rumor it may have been Climmage

by The Dark Squire January 17, 2010

climate candy

a sustainable sweet made from upcycled fruits and vegetables. Is utilized as a single delivery item to solve the climate crisis by preventing food waste; the third largest emitter of greenhouse gases. Climate candy is good for people and the planet. Thus making both healthy choices and climate impact more accessible.

Every time you eat climate candy, you are the healthiest version of yourself and the planet.

by PurePlus November 30, 2021

Climate Change

Something that exists and is a problem, but it will not cause the world to end, even though some people are stupid enough to say such garbage.

While Climate Change significantly alters temperatures, it's not even just a weather issue, it's also a health issue.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 1, 2022

Alligator climbing a lemon tree

A very popular saying with a profound meaning.

Yo, look at that alligator climbing a lemon tree.

by Alligator climbing a lemon tre August 24, 2022

funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, are to schmooze and social climb while attending said services.

Did you see Barb working the room after Dr. O'Connell's service? What a funeral climber!...

by Fred Christ April 23, 2008