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candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth
Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*
by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017
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Candice

Don't ask who's Candice
Joe: Candice died today
Holy Chungus : who's Candice ?
by Depressed_Doggo June 2, 2021
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CANDICE

"In her practice, she is moving on the unfixed, loose beam. Both in the premonition and afterwards, Candice falls to her death with her spine being damaged. In the premonition, she falls and is impaled through the spine. In her practice, she falls on the ground, breaking her spine."

From Final Destination. After Candice is seen CLEARLY dead on the ground, some girl in the gym says, "CANDICE???" sounding like she was asking Candice if she was okay.
if you see someone brutally killed in a movie/tv show, you can be like "CANDICE?!" and act like the girl in the gym.

when you see a family guy character fall to the ground, with their hands behind their back, you could say "CANDICE?!"
by Jupiachi June 11, 2021
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woman's candidate

A male who is cute, sexy, fine or otherwise considered attractive, but not a guy you would snatch up like a kidnapper.

This could be because you aren't sure he's the one you want yet, or because you do not chase men.
Kayla: Damn he's hot

Carla: Go getcha man girl

Kayla: Well I don't chase men cuz they chase me lol

Carla: Aw so he just a woman's candidate

Kayla: Yea exactly
by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011
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Commanders of the Faithful candidate

A designation assigned to none other than Mike Pence because of his meek-seeming but deeply power-mongering Handmaid’s Tale view of the future United States.
His practiced piety always either cited or enacted in every speech, the Commanders of the Faithful candidate will work to legally rip away more than a woman’s right to choose.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
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Candid

A Candid is something or someone that does not have the physical and or mental confidence to talk to women or someone they are attracted to. Words that relate to this are Colgate, and Goldfish
Person 1: Hey Cayden you should go see if you can get that girls number!

Person 2: Ethan I can't, I.... I...., I just can't.

Person 1: Come on you Candid! YOU THINK IT'S A GAME!
by Fish King 13 June 2, 2017
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candiced

when you fuck a girl up the ass then make her suck you off.
I candiced that hoe last night.
by mannydaddy November 26, 2007
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