confarted

according to rabiya

1) Confused and farting and possibly drunk
2) To have farted with
3) Being comfortable on a PIA 747

Etymology:
1) Irish/Pakistani
2) Italian/German
3) Pakistani

1) Liam was very confarted after a few drinks
2) I confarted Scott
3) I was not very confartable on the PIA 747

by Miron Man October 6, 2008

confeatable

comfortable

i am feeling confeatable

by dexter coffman February 27, 2009

Confauxmation

When someone says they will be somewhere, confirming via text or email, then mysteriously fails to appear.

"Where is Pat? He sent an email saying he would be here."
"He sent you a confauxmation."

by pegasus99 November 24, 2013

confectatious

A fantabulous shweet attitude that spreads rapidly from one person to another

People are capable of spreading sharing confectatious good positive vibes attitude

by Rosebud Hip Chic February 27, 2014

Confartation

(noun) A confrontation that ensues between two or more people after one has (intentionally or unintentionally) broke wind, usually to express displeasure regarding the alleged fart. Confartations rarely turn violent.

Guy 1: *sniff* Nigga you farted?
Guy 2: Nigga why you up in my shit? I farted in my pants not your face. Don't make your good sense of smell my problem
Guy 3: Hey are ya'll having a confartation?

by Qui Vive May 19, 2014

confeeded

Constipated after being fucked in the ass repetitivly

I gotta take a shit but im so confeeded .
Do you have any stool softener to help me not be so confeeded

by danothemano14 October 10, 2016

confectional

Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.

I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2017