computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man 9father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma November 7, 2012

Computer Janitor

A hired computer maintenance person. Someone who attends to the cleaning or maintenance of a computer

I did a screen share with the computer janitor so I could sudo an apache restart. Or, Someone call the computer janitor so we can get photoshop installed.

by llamaluser December 16, 2008

Computer Club

To join an elite team of professional PC heads, silently minding our own business; keeping speech and interpersonal communication to a minimum at all costs. Our Motto - "Our Monitor is our Business"

Welcome to the Computer Club - you are so silent you can be the president.

by cecilbdaman November 7, 2004

Computer geek

A person who can orgasm while looking at a computer that does NOT have pornography on its screen.

I saw this computer geek damn near cream himself at the Apple Store when he saw the new MacBook Pro, dude.

by metalboy5150 April 23, 2009

Computer food

Food that computer nerds eat

Computer food-

Taco Bell
Dr. Pepper
Mountain Dew

That's it

by Quizznotik June 25, 2006

computer bold

The bravery ones gets while on a computer to say to or about someone things that they are too cowardly to say to that someone's face

Since you don't know exactly who they are, many people commenting on blogs get computer bold by using the name "Anonymous".

by LeNair Xavier September 19, 2012

computer-generated imagery

(CGI) Animated graphics produced by computer and used in film or television.

The movie Shrek uses CGI.

by illEATurHARTout May 14, 2004