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At the dawn of the new millennium, Japan is in a state of near-collapse. Unemployment is at an all-time high, and violence amongst the nation's youth is spiralling out of control. With school children boycotting their lessons and physically abusing their teachers, a beleagured and near-defeated government decides to introduce a radical new measure: the Battle Royale Act.

Overseen by a former teacher (Takeshi Kitano) and requiring that a randomly chosen school class be taken to a deserted island and forced to fight each other to the death, the Act dictates that only one pupil be allowed to survive the punishment. He or she will return, not as the victor, but as the ultimate proof of the lengths to which the government are prepared to go to curb the tide of juvenile disobediance.

Likened to Stanley Kubrick's 'A Clockwork Orange' by many critics, this explosive film shocked a nation with its violent portrayal of a society in ruins.
"Because of how this country is deteriorating, you will all participate in BATTLE ROYALE!"
by Shaun Munro January 20, 2004
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Battlefield 3

The next upcoming game in the Battlefield series. It's the twelth game in the series and a sequel to Battlefield 2.
It will be released in the fall of 2011, to Xbox 360, Playstation three and PC.
- Hey dude wanna go over to Nates house and play some Black Ops?
- Nah fuck that, Ima play some Battlefield 3 that actually requires some team work and skill.
by watsupguise March 31, 2011
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Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.
by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011
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Battle Hog

This is a term used to describe a buff she-man lesbian. Also known as a bull dyke or bush master. Often observed playing the game of softball.
You better look out for that Battle Hog, Joe, she might kick your ass and fuck you with a strap-on.
by willow January 31, 2005
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Battlefield 2 patch

A battlefield 2 patch is similar to a computer virus. The patch slowly degrades the game into a heaping pile of crap. With each major match, a series of smaller hotfix patches are required to fix the many flaws of the major patch. Even after the hotfix patches, the bugs are still rampant.
"OMG BF 1.3 patch is out we're SAVED!!!"

"This battlefield 2 patch is a patch to patch the patch of the patched patch which needed to be patched after the patch before the original patch was patched."
by Meijer's! May 31, 2006
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Battlefield 1943

The latest game released by DICE on July 8th, and 9th of 2009. It is essentially a lower level but nicer graphics version of Battlefield 1942. On the day of the release the forums were flooded with people complaining about various issues. One member even threatened to file a class action lawsuit against DICE for "misleading" people to somehow enter their credit card information, download the game, install it, and start play it. Pretty odd.

The game itself is quite fun, but rather glitchy in the earliest form. In time the game is speculated to have various bug fixes, and perhaps even more maps.

Many console wars broke out over the "Coral Sea Challenge" which is essentially if the community of Xbox and Playstation 3 users get 43 million kills in total, the 100% dogfight map Coral Sea will be unlocked. A counter was added to the home page, and Xbox users started to boast about how they were winning, causing Playstation 3 users to retaliate and cause a console war.
Battlefield 1943 is a good game, just needs a bit of work. You can't beat the $15 price either.
by Da Milkman July 12, 2009
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battle of the bands

Unless the winner of each heat is judged on points, it is really a competition of how many friends each band brings on the night. It doesn't matter if your band is any good or not, it all depends on how many votes you get at the end of the night. Which, of course, depends on how many friends you bring to the gig.
Band #1: We have 100 friends and they are all coming to the battle of the bands gig.
Band #2: Well we have 102 friends, so we will win!
by sbridgwater April 15, 2006
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