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Bellend

Garry Jones is a bellend
by Noel j December 22, 2019
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Bolsen Cox

Someone who is bombarded with hot chicks, hot women, hot milfs and even hot lesbians, contained in any type of multimedia from dating sites, TikTok, etc. by him just depending on the sites' RNG.
Timothy: Yo, I saw his likes in Tiktok and It’s 99.99999% hot chicks. He said all of those are from his for you page (#fyp).

Peter: coz he’s Bolsen Cox. He can handle lots of women by virtue of his name alone.
by alcopaul June 5, 2020
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Bollet

It is when you have dipped your pp inside a girls vagina
Dude 1: YO dude i totalled Bollet that chick last night!!
Dude 2: Sick bro i wish someone would Bollet me
iDubbbz: What are you fucking gay?
by StokkeDaddy June 10, 2020
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Bellend

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend
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Bellend

William mccue likes the end of a Bobbie so he is a bellend
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Bellend

A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.
Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it

Will: *calls child protection services

Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard

Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
by Straight as Jimmy November 8, 2020
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Bellendry

The art of doing something that makes everyone shake their heads and whisper non-sweet things about you. Derives from the word "bellend", which itself refers to:-

a.) the end of the penis
b.) an utter shitbag

Bellendry is often associated with minus points in the grand old game of life - for example, announcing yourself as a Trump-supporter is an automatic score of -20.
"Hey man, I just pushed an old kind lady down some stairs and then punched a cute puppy in the face"
"That is pure bellendry, -30 points"
by Dicky McDickface November 11, 2020
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