Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster

When Shit mixes with liquids such as," Lemonade, Lime Soda, and other sour beverages," gets blended together, drank by someone and then said person laughs hard enough to make the beverage shoot up the persons throat and out of the nostrils.

That party last night was epic. Cornelious made Linda laugh so hard she pulled a Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster!

by champspider-nicknack January 19, 2011

Bitter creek

The opposite of a blumpkin or pissing on a chick while she takes a dump.

They knew they were in love after he gave her some a loving bitter creek.

by Jacob Cecil February 24, 2011

bitter-nut

A polite way to let others know what shit actually tastes like.

Got a little crazy with that rimjob and ended up getting a tongueful of bitter-nut.

by Krunt Recovery August 15, 2011

bitter bombing

(v.) The curmudgeon’s online equivalent to glitter bombing. The act of attacking someone on a blog or website comments page without warning or provocation just because you’re a bitter old bastard that has absolutely nothing constructive to add to the discussion and you enjoy being a complete dick.

We were having this really engaging online debate the other day until that douche bag “4skin” showed up and begin bitter bombing everyone. Yeah, that pretty much killed it.

by Jurgis Rudkus December 23, 2011

bitterspousing

The act of saying unkind, critical, cranky, peevish things about your spouse while both you and your spouse are in the company of others, often as a passive-aggressive way to make a point *to* your spouse about some trait or behavior that you find problematic, in the guise of conversing with others.

Guys, enough bitterspousing already! Let's all have fun tonight!

Jim and Cheryl ruined the evening with their constant bitterspousing.

by DoobyMaryJ April 20, 2012

Bifster

Sister + BFF (best friend forever), a word used for best friends who are so close they're like sisters (usually between two girls).

I haven't seen my bifster in a year & now we're finally reunited! We grew up together :))

by RosaMimosa September 17, 2012

Bitterocracy

Living life perpetually and profoundly bitter about everything. Usually identified by the prolific amount of political bumper stickers adorning their car. Enjoys driving well below the speed limit in the fast-lane.

bitter complain smug angry

He's living in a state of total Bitterocracy.

by OriginalRecipe November 2, 2012