Talking behind someone's back

1. talking shit indirectly about a person (usually mean)

2. Talking shit in ear-shot, loud enough to hear, but to another person about some one.

1. A) did you hear about how much of a slut Kelly is?

B) dude shut up! You are talking behind her back!
2. Kelly and Kelsey are standing together, Hannah is a few feet away with another friend.

K) Dude, Hannah's being a bitch. She just needs to get a life and realize no one likes her.

K2) ......

H) You know i can hear you?

K) I know, that's the point, Talking behind someone's back is sooo mean

by URBANDICTIONARYADMIN1039471 January 26, 2011

pay behind the door

to have an casual intimate encounter, usually in lieu of a favor

He suggested she pay behind the door for fixing her computer.

by scottishsong September 8, 2010

I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you

To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.

If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

Benidict

Benidict is defined as drug-addict. A Benidict usually attepts to deny this logical knowlage but dreadfully gets caught in the act. Also know as a Ben.

Person One: "Joe is the biggest fucking shit faced drug addict I've ever seen."
Person Two: "Yeah, I heard he denied it while having a fat ass joint i his mouth."
Person One: "I know, I was totally there. Sometimes, he get so poor he even tried to smoke his own shit."
Person Two: "What a Friggin' Benidict"

by Kimme March 21, 2008

Behind the Music

Really cool show on VH1 thast depicts the rise and fall and rise again of bands/musicians/singers

If you want to be on "Behind the Music," you must:

1) start a band and play seedy nightclubs in New York or Los Angeles or Chicago or Atlanta;
2) get discovered, get a record deal, go triple-platinum, have 3 number one videos on "TRL," and make mad cash money;
3) develop a drug addiction or gambling habit or drinking problem and loose everything;
4) hit rock bottom; and
5) enter re-hab or find Jesus.

by Silky Smooth November 26, 2003

behind the 8 ball

If you are behind the eight ball you are in trouble. In the pool game called
"eight ball" if you need to put the 5-ball in the pocket and the 8-ball is between
the 5-ball and the cue-ball, you have a difficult shot. You are not allowed to
use the 8-ball to hit the 5-ball.

Your behind the 8 ball in this situation.

by BIGRED07 June 26, 2008

Meet me behind the Kohl's

Something one person will say to another to ask for sexual intercourse.

The woman said to the man, "Meet me behind the Kohl's", because she was horny.

by Aspeechkid January 8, 2011