Hereditary Autism

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"When you confidently yell out the wrong answer in class, you have hereditary autism"

by .Thicc. May 10, 2017

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autism cop

When a cop pulls out his gun and shoots you unexpectedly inside your car

Wow look at the autism cop shooting a innacont black man

by Psychologicalsquid June 9, 2017

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Hardcore autism

It's very similar to normal autism but it's much stronger and very damageing to braincells for a normal person to see it. It's also pretty rare.

Person A: Wth is he doing???
Person B: DON'T LOOK, you may get tumor in your eyes?!
Person A: Why?
Person B: He has hardcore autism!

by litless November 28, 2017

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The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018

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