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Nice guys always finish last

They do, imagine you are racing for a person you like, but your opponent is some dickhead who likes to Chris breezy, john cena five knuckle shuffle their significant other. But you twist your ankle, get shot, body slammed, yeeted into a brick wall st the beginning of the race, and the other guy makes it immediately but you finish the race 2 months later, hurt emotionally and physically and you close your feelings and die alone.
Some guy: Hey whats up with that guy?
Other guy: He lost the race, and got shot, thrown and body slammed
That guy: Nice guys always finish last
Some guy and other guy: They do
by The whippus April 15, 2021
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i've always been a smoker

Karen: "Now you can't complain about Pat's smoking since you do it yourself!"

Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".
by Karen Stickney December 14, 2008
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grass is always greener

Origin: Stoner: When the bowl is ash on top and you flip it over so its green.
Bro 1: Bro, that's harsh.
Bro 2: Bro, the grass is always greener.
Bro 3: dooooppppppeeee
by Mister Swag Daddy October 21, 2015
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Always Sunny In Philadelphia

THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION, repetitive, horrible humor and you are a complete honky piece of shit if you like the show. Everyone talks too fast and acts exactly the same as each other.
Asshole: Hey, did you see the latest Always Sunny In Philadelphia last night?

Me: NO YOU FUCKING YUPPIE SCUM PEICE OF SHIT, DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE CRASH YOU FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN IT AHHH
by LebronJackson November 28, 2011
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Neva= meaning that an action did not take place or a statement was never spoken.
Always= meaning that an action definitely did take place or a statement was definitely voiced about an opinion.
Shawn:You told shawna I said she was ugly!

John: Neva did I tell her dat you said she was ugly. Always did I tell her you said she was cute.
by Jaycen Winters November 18, 2003
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Always Fresh

- Never Stale
- Someone or something with the coolest style
- A Graffiti Magazine / Blog that is available online FREE
" Yo you see Chris' new kicks?"
" Ya man! That dude is always fresh!"

"www.alwaysfreshmag.com"
by Big Daddy Def December 3, 2009
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always asking questions

Phrase often used by English football commentators to describe an aggressive player focused on creating goal-scoring chances or actual goals themselves. Side definition: Whenever a guy is on a roll in a bar/club setting with regards to approaching multiple women
Their forwards have been always asking questions throughout the second half, a goal is inevitable...

He's always asking questions whenever we run into a group of ladies; the guy is gonna get laid for sure!
by shannonTHEcannon July 11, 2016
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