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Banana republic shit 

Shit that goes on in a country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches in length.
Some people were calling the election Banana republic shit, since they knew that it wasn't like us. America is a superpower, but it's not the country with the largest penis sizes in the world, if we are honest with ourselves and don't let the superpower factor get to our heads. At least China doesn't have to think about it, they know they have some of the shortest dicks in the world (even shorter than the Irish), and they're going to take over everything anyway.
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Chocolate Covered Banana 

A sexual act, occurring when a man defecates into the woman's mouth and then the woman gives the man fellatio before swallowing the feces.
"I couldn't believe it, but actually it was her who insisted on giving me a Chocolate Covered Banana."

banana hammock 

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another
hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock
banana hammock by jack meoff January 12, 2007

Hand Banana 

A cooler way to say "banana"
Mom-"Son, would you like a banana?"
Son- "Sure, I'll go get a hand banana."
Hand Banana by mrhandbanana July 15, 2010

Banana Boat 

A banana boat is when you instuct your male partner to gently mash up a banana while leaving the peel intact, next remove the stem end with a clean cut, after that correctly put a condom over the entire banana, then he will slip the banana goo-goo on his hoo-hoo!!
useful tip: try the banana boat with PHONE SEX!!
Banana Boat by vicashae December 13, 2007

Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ) 

The cost of saronite in cata. The act required in barter trading for saronite ore or bars in Warcraft.
I was too lazy to farm saronite. So i gave this dude a Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ) for a stack.

racist banana 

BlackBananaMan KSI

AKA the best dream SMP member
bruh thats rude u stupid little racist banana
racist banana by Kalioex April 4, 2021