two-FF-lick-suck 

The act of using two fingers to Finger your partner's vagina and butthole and licking her clitoris, all at the same time, then sucking her clit at end of each pass.

Girl to her bff: Omg! My boyfriend gave me the two-FF-lick-suck treatment last night...I've never came so much in my life!

She demonstrated by showing her friend the motions...

two-FF-lick-suck by EmmCeeSqrd June 5, 2025

Don't Suck

Encouragement before any activity. Don't fail. You got this. Originally said between Little League umpires before games — a reminder to stay sharp and not mess up. Spanish equivalent: No Mames.

Don't suck @ running. Don't suck @ swimming. Don't suck @ biking. Don't suck @ fishing. Don't suck @ hunting.

Don't Suck by DaveSallyStuff January 31, 2026

Lips that can suck the chrome off a door handle

Sausage like lips, exceptionally great at sucking things by creating a fantastic seal.

Chad- “Damn did you see Sara got plastic surgery?”
Brad- “Yeah bro she really got some lips on her now!”
Thrad - “I’d even go as far as to say she got lips that can suck the chrome off a door handle”

Lips that can suck the chrome off a door handle by Splasher May 5, 2026

Stop The Suck

Stop believing the falsehoods out of Trump and his cabinet.

Bob, I know you like red hats, but for humanity, science, nature, STOP THE SUCK.

Stop The Suck by Orangeprostate July 16, 2026

The pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!

A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!

Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.

Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!

Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!

Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!

Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.

Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!

The pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines! by boeing737229 December 25, 2019

the chicago red shoot-n-suck 

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.

"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"

the chicago red shoot-n-suck by bigdog4448 June 13, 2020

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living 

This means hello in Russian

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living by Rigbaby33 February 7, 2022