misery dick 

A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.

Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."

Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."

Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."

misery dick by Anonandon October 3, 2009

DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome 

The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)

This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.

DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome by NaughtybutProper September 10, 2012

fidget dick

It is a penis that needs to be jerked. Usually someone who is very horny has a fidget dick.

Johnny has a Fidget Dick. He just wont stop watching porn and jacking off.

fidget dick by FidgetSpinner6969 May 21, 2017

Big dick bitch 

A woman who has a large penis.

My brother tried to sleep with Gabby to later find out that she was a big dick bitch.

Big dick bitch by Kikael Rikael November 6, 2018

Bigggggg olllllllll dick 

When somebody has a fucking gigantic dick, i mean theyre kinda packing times seven.

Dude Robs dick kinda hangs behind him when he walks drags the ground and has grass all over it. Dude, hes packing a bigggggg olllllllll dick.

Bigggggg olllllllll dick by period sac February 4, 2010

Punch em in the dick 

The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.

Juicy karkass quotes:

"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."

"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."

"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."

Punch em in the dick by whaargarbl April 18, 2010

Slow as dick 

When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.

Yo man, your car is slow as dick.

Slow as dick by Gold 123456789 October 27, 2013