Alex Broker 

Alex Broker AKA Disco Al is the name of Bradford's best bar flairer, he is the funniest guy you'll ever meet and always has a story to tell, you can spot Alex in his customised Disco Al yellow Nikes- cos he's cool like that :P

"That Alex Broker is such a punk"

"He's still got it baby, that Broker"

Alex Broker by DJ Poprocks July 24, 2009

Alex's Constant

A theory postulated pertaining to the size and elasticity of the female vaginal opening wherein the size of the the vaginal opening at the caudal end of the vulva is set at puberty and can be used to predict the wieght of the woman in middle age.
In lay terms, a girl grows into the size of her vagina which is the same at puberty independent of outside stimuli.

In normal terms, a pussy is what it is...loose or tight. It doesnt prove theyre a whore and doesn't prove they're not. It's luck. A bitch grows into it, wideset = a future fat mama. Tight = a future milf.

Person 1: "Dude! I fit four fingers inside Sally last night!"
Person 2: "Bro, according to Alex's Constant look out that means she's turning into a 40 year old porker."

Alex's Constant by ThatGuyHasAHugePenis January 17, 2011

Alex Beas 

The best dude you can ever meet and he is awesome at everything!

So i first see "Alex Beas" and like the shirt say's "This is what Awesome Looks Like" lol

Alex Beas by starkrice January 6, 2012

Alex Axford 

A you tube star that is very disturbing.
Known for his outrageous behavior and dress sence.

Kicked out of school on a free dress day for wearing stripper highheels and a g string.
For your own sanity never look him up.

Person 1: I accidentally watched and Alex axford - axfordvision video.
Person 2: its okay i have the number for a very good psychologist.

Alex Axford by Grahmana December 31, 2012

Alex Ford 

A type of person that is protective of his friends and got the backs of people he trust's. He is awesome when you get to know him, and is loyal in a relationship tell the end. Trust him even if he's insane and crazy.

I gotta a friend named Alex Ford, he's cool.

Alex Ford by Darkthorn7x March 19, 2013

Alex Faith 

A 20 year old hip hop singer and a kid who has the name William Faith. 20,000 people hate him and say he looks like medusa. He is so ugly and was bullied in school. Also a dank meme. Seriously, he even has the *new* ps2.

Wow alex faith looks like medusa! Did you see his herpes and his new ps2 with sonic 5 revolution oml!!

Alex Faith by Kenny Finzer November 7, 2016

Alex James 

Scrotum

Wow that guy is such an Alex James

Alex James by drgdf June 17, 2018