January Shitx

The day in 2021 when protesters/supporters of Donald Trump engaged in an insurrection attack at the capitol.

That was on January Shitx, we will never forget that.

by Zero2infinity January 6, 2023

Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!

When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.

by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023

kamikaze shitposter

Someone in a social media group having a complete mental breakdown that posts comments lashing out at named and unnamed individuals (shitposts) drawing the ire of the group who then pile on the abuse drowning the shitposter until they quit or get banned

Karen was so upset someone fact-checked her meme she lashed out at everyone with a string of nonsensical tirades exposing herself as a kamikaze shitposter

by Addison Starkweather February 20, 2023

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

Big Shitta

The biggest shitta of them all. This man destroys toilets on a day to day basis. He takes giant shits at least 6 times a day.

Greg is a major big shitta.

by FartShitPiss February 28, 2023

allergy shits

When a person has too much lactose and cannot hold the explosion that’s about to happen.

“Omg, the allergy shits were real!”

by Cubalincorp March 14, 2023

Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits

by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023