Super Mario 64
The most overrated game I've ever played, with crappy graphics, slippery and sluggish controls, frustrating level design, generic storyline and barely any fun. Ok, it was a very early game on the N64, but so what? It has nothing on Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day. If you're looking for a good 3D platformer, try those games, and forget this one.
A: Do you want to play some Super Mario 64?
B: No way, the game is horrible.
A: OMGWTFBBQ How could you say that!? It's the best game on the N64!
B: You've never played any of the 'good' ones, I suppose.
A: Come on! It was the first game ever in 3D!
B: Nope. There were games on the Super Nintendo which supported 3D such as Starfox and Yoshi's Safari. And if you really want to go back, there's some old vector games which support 3D, such as Speed Freak and Battlezone.
B: No way, the game is horrible.
A: OMGWTFBBQ How could you say that!? It's the best game on the N64!
B: You've never played any of the 'good' ones, I suppose.
A: Come on! It was the first game ever in 3D!
B: Nope. There were games on the Super Nintendo which supported 3D such as Starfox and Yoshi's Safari. And if you really want to go back, there's some old vector games which support 3D, such as Speed Freak and Battlezone.
Super Mario 64 by Flitzepeng January 25, 2011
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