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The act of taking a poop and upon whiping yourself you discover nothing on the toilet paper....It's completely clean. This event has been known to make peoples day.
Mark walked out of the bathroom with an odd grin on his face; this was because he just had a flawless victory.
by TMaC March 21, 2004

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Opposite of slow, Last of the Muscle Cars
"Damn yo! That Firebird smoked your civic and he wasn't even racing you!"
by Tmac August 28, 2003

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A Woman's Vagina.
Also, see Tootie Blasting.
At a strip club you are bound to see a little tootie....In fact you are bound to see a BIG tootie too...
by TMaC March 21, 2004

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To get really Shloshed. aka Drunk
Aleks and I got wicked hammed last nite.
by TMAC September 30, 2003

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Ready to make many contributions, ready to step in and take the spotlight.
Santana Moss is ready for a breakout year this year.
by Tmac April 07, 2003

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1. Litterally a pie composed of homosexuals, typically male based.
2. A pie that doesn't like cakes the way most other pies do, rather it is just as content to go shopping and get it's nails done with other sailor pies.
3. An expression used when refering to a disagreeable situation or person.
1. "...And set the oven to 350, and in 45 minutes you'll have a wonderful gaypie to share with friends"
2. Rubarb Pie....nuff said.
3. "So he completely cancled his plans with us leaving us with nothing to do that night. Gaypie"
by TMaC March 21, 2004

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As explained in the Tupac song, fair exchange is basically sex. The man gets pussy, and the girl gets dick.
Sarah and Joel were going for a fair exchange....but Joel didnt live up to his end.
by TMac January 29, 2005

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