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take me to the woolshed 

The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.
Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.

Take it to Heart 

To be (deeply) hurt by criticism from someone.
On the morning after Taylor and Carl's acrimonious break-up, Taylor felt terrible for her downright venomous attitude towards Carl and hoped that he didn't take it to heart. But alas, he did; that morning, he was found dead in an apparent suicide.

Take the scenic root 

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.
Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)
Take the scenic root by anonymous August 15, 2021

Take the wife somewhere nice 

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?

Take a Humza 

When you trip up and everyone laughs, but you get angry that people find it funny.
Did you see that Muppet take a Humza and get all angry when everyone laughed at him?
Take a Humza by James Dornan September 17, 2021

Take the winky 

For when something is "Taking the piss" you may elect to say "Take the winky" instead, if you're a good christian boy.
*When you die 1v1 and the ignite doesn't finish them off*
"Ah man, take the winky"