Fuck the monkey

To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.

Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.

The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.

Fuck the monkey by ElDonzo May 29, 2015

office monkey 

A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.

"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."

office monkey by x January 22, 2003

Spank Monkey

Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.

Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.

Spank Monkey by Willey P September 20, 2007

red monkey 

Person, that (freshly) got shot down; derived from the denim brand "Red Monkey", that's currently popular amongst the rap community...

"...leavin' eight niggas bloody, when I'm call 'em red monkey..." (extract of 40 Cal.'s part of "Gettin Money" from The Diplomats feat. J.R. Writer & 40 Cal.)

red monkey by MiamiBizzle July 25, 2006

where the monkey put the whistle 

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...

As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......

where the monkey put the whistle by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

Bean monkey 

A pejorative term for a Mexican man, or woman. Mexican people "stereotypically"implement a lot of beans in their diets, hence the insult bean monkey.

Esteban really be chewing on those corn tortillas. What a fucking bean monkey.

Bean monkey by [444] July 4, 2021

Minehut Monkey 

The average brainless child with a computer and an internet connection, whose entire time they spend grinding on terrible minehut servers, and spending their own parents' money on worthless ranks and cosmetics. They defend minehut like a dream stan defends dream.

Oh my God, this Minehut Monkey is defending Gmini after someone tried to spam it, what a no life!

Minehut Monkey by bruh_w0w December 10, 2021