ElDonzo's definitions

Fuck the monkey

To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.

Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.

The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.

by ElDonzo May 29, 2015

erdmann

A douchey guy.

He’s such a fucking Erdmann.

by ElDonzo September 17, 2021