Definitions by ElDonzo

erdmann 

A douchey guy.

He’s such a fucking Erdmann.

erdmann by ElDonzo September 17, 2021

Fuck the monkey

To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.

Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.

The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.

Fuck the monkey by ElDonzo May 29, 2015