by ITroll4Lolz October 23, 2019

Ehen you put your both feet into her vagina and try to run so fast so she will get multiple orgasms.
by FrenziedRun February 4, 2022

When someone runs (or stumbles) across the highway, disregarding any and all traffic, instead of using a crosswalk.
Popularized by a viral video of an oblivious woman in Rutland Vermont walking across Route 7 into the side of a truck.
Popularized by a viral video of an oblivious woman in Rutland Vermont walking across Route 7 into the side of a truck.
“Jesus, that moron almost got hit doing the Rutland Run to get to Dunkin Donuts!”
“Damn I really don’t feel like going to the crosswalk, I think I’m just gonna Rutland Run it”
“Damn I really don’t feel like going to the crosswalk, I think I’m just gonna Rutland Run it”
by spaceman420urdog March 22, 2024

Our luck at the casino wasn't looking good, but luckily we went on a nice Rory Run and turned things around.
by DejaVuNightclub April 17, 2019

When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.
Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
by Stoney69 August 18, 2022

by RoundenBrown August 17, 2025

Consuming vast quantities of stimulants (namely caffeine) followed by vast quantities of alcohol. The caffeine keeps you on your feet, the alcohol takes your inhibitions and blacks you out.
The result of this combination is a blacked out person who won't pass out.
Running blackouts usually result in stupider, more energetic behavior than a regular blackout.
The result of this combination is a blacked out person who won't pass out.
Running blackouts usually result in stupider, more energetic behavior than a regular blackout.
Dude1: Oh bro, I had a wild night last night?
Dude2: What happened?
Dude1: I drank two bottles of 5 Hour Energy and a fifth of Jack. I don't remember anything but my friends told me I played pool and darts all night.
Dude2: Oh man, that's a RUNNING blackout!
Dude2: What happened?
Dude1: I drank two bottles of 5 Hour Energy and a fifth of Jack. I don't remember anything but my friends told me I played pool and darts all night.
Dude2: Oh man, that's a RUNNING blackout!
by Herr Leiber February 19, 2012
