hedgehogged 

To drink a generous amount of alcohol, resulting in ending the night with you curled up in a ball (also known as the fetal position), similar to what a hedgehog does while resting and/or startled.

Someone: Dude, you getting hedgehogged tonight?
Someone else: Possum-bly
Together: Awwwww yeah *hi-5*

hedgehogged by Ginny Sleazly October 24, 2011

Hedgehoggin 

to repeatedly slap your penis on a females recently shaved vagina which as stubble

man! she needs a wax... I've been Hedgehoggin all night

Hedgehoggin by bind torture kill July 16, 2016

Hedgehogging 

When a girl's pubic hair is prickly, leaving her to look and feel like a hedgehog, either because:

1) She is sporting some growth after recently shaving,
2) She shaves with a number 2 clipper only.

Shit dude, that girl I picked up last night was seriously hedgehogging. I have a rash all over my junk...

Hedgehogging by SgtHotdogs March 4, 2011

Hedgehogging 

Rampant sex on a sofa with the man on top of the lady, who is curled up in a ball, on her back, her knees at her breasts, head pushed forward and rammed into the corner of said sofa.

Peter and Penelope hadn't met up in several weeks. As soon as gorgeous Penelope lay on the sofa Peter entered her and within minutes they were passionately hedgehogging.

Hedgehogging by Big John Thomas September 16, 2010

hedgehogging 

the feeling when you need to poo and you can feel the poo on the edge of your bum hole going in and out like a cute little hedgehog going in and out of a hole

ruth: be right back adam, i'm hedgehogging
adam: okay take your time!

hedgehogging by ruthy123 January 5, 2012

hedgehogging 

When you have to take a shit so bad, your shit starts poking out of your bunghole like a hedgehog peaking out of his hole

Dude, pull the car over already, I'm hedgehogging

hedgehogging by Anonymous April 9, 2003

hedgehogging 

When a man in his twenties or early thirties (usually college aged) dates high school girls.

Dude, Anthony is totally hedgehogging. And the best part is, she thinks they'll stay together when she goes off to college!

hedgehogging by Miguel2010 July 19, 2010