purple pumpkin

hearing something in a conversation that wasn't actually there
-OR-
adding someting mentally into a conversation that wasn't there

Person #1: So my friend is getting a tatoo of a purple pumpkin on his arm.
Person #2: What? Why?
Person #1: Because he likes pumpkins.
Person #2: But why is it purple?
Person #1: It isn't.
Person #2: You just said it was.
Person #1: ... no I didn't. I said he was getting a pumpkin tatoo. That's it.
Person #2: .... oh. Nevermind.

by The Peanut Gallery January 6, 2005

Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

A nomadic male, around the age of 23, that is native to Middle America but rarely seen there. Most often seen in coastal regions surfing, chasing Siberian Huskies, or mumbling about politics.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Pumped Up

To be pregnant. It comes from the physical appearance of the female's stomach being "pumped up" like a balloon or another round object filled with air.
To be used in the same manner as the word "pregnant":

"She has gone and gotten herself pumped up!"
"Carla is pumped up!"
"When are you going to get pumped up?'

by Niki Yo October 4, 2010

pumps

An old style gun such as an old 6 shooter pistol that kids would steal from a collector or rich neighbor hood then use to do shit.

For the hood rats that want chips
For the stickup kids creepin with they pumps gripped- Styles P

by Gar Bear May 13, 2005

Pumpkin Shot

An enormous load of semen delivered violently from the penis into the back of a throat, exploding through the tonsils and out the back of the skull, causing blunt force trauma to the head. Leaves a gaping hole, much like a pumpkin that has been carved and emptied.

Somebody call a doctor, John gave Monique a pumpkin shot and now she's bleeding everywhere.

by McKennan March 26, 2009

Pumpsin

Pumpsin pertains to a situation upon whence one is having a bangin' time, either at a social event whilst one is off one's barnet, or in a sexual situation where one maybe pumpsin the fuck out of someone.

Fuck me guys i was pumpsin at that party last night, I think I shat on someone's leg.

She was hot as fuck, I was pumpsin her til Ceefax stopped and Breakfast T.V came on.

by ElMatador3000 October 11, 2009

pumped up heel

An aged slut often dressed in provocative and or revealing clothing along with open-toed high heels (with straps) a size or two too small creating instant hammertoe.

Tom's mom is a pumped up heel because she tried to grab my dong under the dinner table. She smells like poon and hairspray.

by Karine A January 19, 2014