West Texas Fried Breakfast

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying

Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast

by Toenail_eater23 July 14, 2020

albany texas

Nobody cares. Search for Eastland, Texas.

Look at us Albany Texas, asshats. We’re all related and love that we’re gonna be in Albany for the rest of our lives.

by BonkeyKong24 August 25, 2020

Lometa Texas

a small town full of annoying twinks

Oh you're from Lometa Texas? Get tf out of here right now

by wackassrat November 2, 2020

Godley Texas

Home of the Karen’s

Godley Texas is the worst place to work in America

by anonymous November 27, 2020

East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.

Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!

by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020

Mckinney Texan

a town in Texas full of curly haired, stuck up, middle class, white kid wanna be gangsters that have the iq of their own shoe size. they always feel the need to be on top of everything and will blow up any situation up using “wanna fight” as a defense mechanism.

“what?? you’re a McKinney Texan?”
*feels threatened* “you got a problem?” “wanna fight? “do we need to fight?”

by Mckinneyangerissuesorg December 29, 2020

The Texas Rattlesnake

When male shakes penis back and forth while peeing with female on knees with eyes and mouth open

Kelsey was being a bad girl so I gave her The Texas Rattlesnake

by 1234567dfghw January 1, 2021