Super Straight 

This sexuality was created in order to combat lgbtq hypocrisy with them saying that it's "transphobic" to not want to date trans women. A super straight person will only date the opposite gender that is BORN the opposite gender

"John! How dare you not want to date Lucy! She's a girl!"
- some mentally slow and demented bitch
"I'm super straight, so I don't date transgender people"
- Chad John
"REEEEEEEEEE"
- Hypocritical and demented bitch

Super Straight by Super straight and proud March 5, 2021

Super cereal 

you are so serious that you would bet a bowl of cereal with 1% milk
Often associated with manbearpig

Manbearpig is real. I'm super cereal.

Super cereal by bjkal April 19, 2008

Super Ninja Monkey Death Car 

ummm a super death car driven by a ninja monkey. Also, a best selling book on News Radio.

I am the dragons testicle feel mt power... Donkey, donkey, donkey Super
Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James

Super Ninja Monkey Death Car by Nick Beaudet February 21, 2004

Super Omega N00b 

A word made by me meaning the person has reached a point where all other rank of n00bs does not fit and has hit the ultimate low of Super Omega N00b.

Wow my score is 0 kills and 97 deaths.

Super Omega N00b by Derek N. September 8, 2005

Super Sam 

coming from the infamous "mr hands and super sam deep thrusts" video, most commonly known as death by horse cock. it simply means to give a girl anal and slam your cock so hard in her ass that it hurts.

i super sammed that hoe!!!!!!!!

Super Sam by Jwords April 27, 2008

Super Asian 

A term that refers to anyone that's an Asian and is proud to be one

I'm a Super Asian

Super Asian by SuperAsian214 August 17, 2010

Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+ 

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.

How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+ by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021