pull a jesus 

1. When someone accomplishes something in a way that seems miraculous.
2. When someone tries to resolve a disagreement using jesus or the bible to back him/her up.

1. They thought he died in that weird cloning experiment but he pulled a jesus.
2. He was really pissed, but then she tried to pull a jesus on him and made it even worse.

pull a jesus by SabMaster February 4, 2010

Lying for Jesus 

See also: Conservapedia

Lying is a sin, but Lying for Jesus is good, because it brings poor, hellbound souls to him. Godspeed!

Lying for Jesus by R0-84N November 12, 2018

Jeg så Jesus dø 

Danish for "I Saw Jesus Die", a 1970s Danish pornographic film based on the life of Jesus Christ (the central figure of Christianity).

Not much is really known about the film, but it is notable for being one of the earliest known Christian pornos.

If any Christian today saw Jeg så Jesus dø they would immediately pour holy water on the video cassette of the film in a heartbeat.

Jeg så Jesus dø by CelticEagle February 16, 2019

Super Jesus 

There is only one Super Jesus. One man. The greatest man alive. He is the father of God. Feed him Berries and Cream Starbursts while doing the Little Lad dance and he will be very pleased. He can read your mind and see your future. He loves dinosaurs. Especially in the form of a shaped rubber band. SJ loves to sing R&B songs in his car using his angelic voice.He is more attractive then anyone. Even Chace Crawford. He has no kneecaps. He is crazy buff. But never has to work out. And he has a sunkissed bronze glow year-round. His impressions are supreme. He loves watching YouTube videos. Such as Kittens Inspired By Kittens and Top 60 Ghetto Black Names. He is very funny. Super Jesus also loves to eat at Chick-Fil-A. Just be sure he gets a Chicken Sandwich and Waffle Fries. For Free. He has a tendency to refer to people as "goobs" and "goobers". He will respond to SJ, Super J, Super Jesus, or Sir.

Daaayuuum. Look at Super Jesus. That man makes me laugh so hard that I fall off my dinosaur! And look at how masculine and handsome he is!

Super Jesus by Lil Guuurl August 31, 2010

De Jesus 

Born and raised in The Bronx, New York.
Hypeman for the band Gym Class Heroes.
Birthday - July 14th

check out de jesus

www.myspace.com/dejesusgch

De Jesus by Urban777 December 14, 2008

Thank You Baby Jesus! 

Saying said when you notice a fine woman or group of women! Usually responded by "Amen" or "Halleluiah"

Check out that fine women over there, "Thank you baby Jesus!"

Thank You Baby Jesus! by SheJeDo February 12, 2008

black jesus 

Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".

Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"

black jesus by What it is June 3, 2007