Ass Sand 

When one has generous amounts of sand in their ass crack; often falling on to the bed as they sleep. Usually formed from not showering, ass sand is a common issue for many men with poor hygiene status'.

"Taylor, you got ass sand all over the bed."

Ass Sand by Sneisjwkkwla February 10, 2015

Ass Jockey 

One who rides a donkey Ass Jockey

Did u hear the horse track is racing with donkeys now? Murph is racing today, i didn't know he was an Ass Jockey.

Ass Jockey by nate nizzle March 20, 2015

ass glasses 

ass glasses = hind sight (as in hindsight is 20/20)

Eve: You should have done it this way.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.

ass glasses by SilleYrag September 14, 2016

ass key

a pronunciation joke of the word ASCII.

Person 1: hey dude, how do you pronounce "ASCII"?

Person 2: "ass key"

ass key by Dawnk Meemz June 17, 2016

Ass chafe 

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.

Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.

Ass chafe by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017

ass fuckening

The ass fuckening is a multi-stage aerobic capacity fuckening that starts off dry and gets moister as you continue. The ass fuckening will begin in thirty seconds, jack off at the start. the fucking starts dry, and gets moister each time you hear this sound, squirt, a single fuckening has been completed each time you hear this sound moans. Remember fuck in the ass and fuck as long and as hard as you possibly can. The second time you fail to complete a fucking, your ass is over. The ass fuckening will begin on the word daddy, on your mark, get set, daddy.

The Ass Fuckening will begin in 30 seconds

ass fuckening by DannyBoiBoyo March 31, 2017

ass song 

When jthan serenades your gootyhole with a song of such seductive power that you then have sex with him.

He wasn't interested, but Jthan busted out a prime ass song. The next morning he regretted it deeply.

ass song by ZaphodBeeblebroxTheThird December 5, 2018