I dont know, I'm not a Doctor 

A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.

Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.

Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.

I dont know, I'm not a Doctor by Owen Finnegan June 11, 2007

I'm that nigga 

a special person who can achieve great things; the one for a job, The MAN, one who reigns superior to all others

Latarian: Yo when I get that job interview I'm gonna convince the hiring manager that I'm that nigga.

Bob: You aint shit!
Joe: Dude, I pushed 20 ki's last week... I'm that nigga.

I'm that nigga by tommyboy6688 February 18, 2010

I hate you 

I love you

"I hate you"

I hate you by wt-anon April 13, 2019

I lied 

Phrase most notably used by teachers as a replacement for "I was incorrect," or "I presented the wrong information (on purpose)."

The usage of this phrase is likely a result in the instructor's attempt to be make witty statements; however no extra attention is given to "I lied" over "My mistake" or "This new concept renders the old one false."

Origin unknown. The phrase may have started with teenagers who felt the need to express faults in a comical manner. It seems that the trend ended, and teenagers have reverted to "just kidding," which has been reduced to "j.k. j.k." Middle school and high school instructors must have picked up the trend upon hearing several students use the term.

See: jk, j/k, jp

Teacher: I told you guys that the normal force is always opposite of the force of gravity. Well, I lied, because now we are moving into forces and inclines.

Teacher: I lied, the pop quiz will be added into the homework category.

Teacher: Oops, I lied. The color yellow does hold a significant value in the book Crime and Punishment.

I lied by 881 January 25, 2006

i smell cap 

When you can tell a nigga cappin, ie exaggerating or lying. A whiff of cap is like a strong wet fart, you aint gonna miss it.

I smell cap nigga, you cappin!!!

i smell cap by Okmrsaucelord November 19, 2019

I hear ya 

An expression indicating understanding or empathy.

Josie: Damn, I hate my roommate. She eats all my food and sexiles me nearly every other day.
Paul: I hear ya. My roommate is a jackass too. Acts like I don't even live in the same room.

Joel: I wish I could live life to the fullest without a worry in the world.
Gary: I hear ya, man.

I hear ya by someone took my name =| May 1, 2006

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003