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Chocolate Whisper

When you pass out on the bed with your head next to your buddie's ass and he farts gently into your face.
Evan is scrubbing madly at his face in the bathroom one morning.
Art: "Dude, you're going to rub your face raw!"
Evan: "Dude, you gave me a chocolate whisper last night! I don't want to go to work with any farticles on my face!"
by g-othermal October 18, 2008
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panda's whisper

1) When you feel your girl's fart wind during intercourse; common in Aunthairyho, Canada.

2) When your banging your hoe missionary style and you can feel her silently fart on your flabby nut sack, and she acts like it didn't happen, but it did; common in samsqwanchewan, Canada

B) when you're eating your hoe out after you called her the wrong name, and she silently farts on your chin. She may or may not acknowledge the expulsion of putrid gasses from her anus catapulted to your chin; common in Manlytoebutt, canada.
1) "Eeew babe!! You did NOT just fart on me, girl!! I felt that gust of wind up in my eye, imma get pink eye now, eh? cause of your stupid panda's whisper"

2) TaiCho: "so yeah, after we left Poutine Hut, I banged D'wonna, and she totally surprised me with the panda's whisper, eh? she made my sac flap. It was oddly arousing"

B) Daultry: " I was eating Mandi's pussy, eh? and a huge silent gust of rancid wind bolted out of her ass n' right on to my chin. She laughed and denied it. I got hit with the ol' panda's whisper"
by BranDonAshEmpress15 January 10, 2015
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whiner

In the work place: Experts still can’t agree whether it’s an incurable disease or a dangerous parasite and sub-species of the common “Dog-Fucker”.

Easy to spot. Like the common dog-fucker, hands are always in their pockets and they are seldom found working. They differ in that they display a unique ability to produce an unmistakable nasal like tone that can only be produced by the common dog-fucker when it’s nostrils are pinched. If left unchecked is known to spread to the common dog-fuckers.

They seek out host-victims and drain the energy from anybody who will listen to them. They thrive on creating chaos and will poision the workplace. Experts all agree that a “whiner” cannot be cured and must be exterminated. Companies that have specialized in ridding households of banker infestations are now expanding into the lucrative commercial field of dog-fucker and whiner extermination.

Interim Protection from parasitical drain: A whiner is defenseless against the “sucker-punch” because their hands will be in their pockets. When they are still seeing stars, respond with “Fuck-Off and go do some work!” and nothing more. The parasite will seek out other hosts.
by Peter Perdue January 11, 2009
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dog-whispered

To have someone obey or perform on command as if they were a well-trained dog.
WHITNEY: You see how that girl just dog-whispered her boy friend? She told him to stop talking, and he just sat down and shut the fuck up! That’s how I want you to act.
BOBBY: Yeah bitch you wish! Now YOU shut the fuck up!
by HuskyMiller January 15, 2007
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Unicorn Whisperer

An individual who can communicate with "Unicorns". Meaning that individual is in touch with all things exceptional, unique and magical.
For example, one with exceptional taste and wide knowledge might be considered a unicorn whisperer.
by Munxx March 25, 2009
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whiterider

black chicks who like white dicks!
I had sex with a whiterider last night.
by BoofBoof September 14, 2006
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Tard Whisperer

Someone who attracts losers and retards and makes them feel special so they fall in love with them.

AKA Amy.
He followed her around the casino like a shadow because she was too nice to him and she is a Tard Whisperer.
by I.Hate.You.- December 27, 2010
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