Pathetic; lifeless; egocentric; live in parent's basement; non-working; uneducated; shit-talker; nothing to stand on but the value of "drivel" one can spew.
1. Dude, why you gotta be such a Searyx?
2. Dude, stop Searyx'n on me.
A store that people think of as a place where they can get stuff for free. Thus, they complain like spoiled brats and try to cheat the store whenever possible, and when they are caught cheating and/or stealing, they scream and yell like 3-year-olds and treat the people working their like shit.
I broke my fridge by drilling holes in it! I want Sears to replace it, even though I have no warranty!
Asshole: What do you mean, under warranty? It's a Craftsman, they're guranteed for life!
Associate: Only hand tools are guranteed like that. Power Tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. If you weren't a fucking moron, you'd have read the side of the box where it says so.
Clitney spears is when a photographer takes a picture of a girl, not knowing the girl is flashing her twat on camera. Sometimes occasionally, if the camera man is a dick, he will publish the picture online to thousands of people around the world to see. Common in Hollywood.
Girl 1 - I went to Hollywood on vacation, Some perv asked me to get my picture taken and I was piss drunk and flashed my Vagina right before the snap shot. Now Im suddenly popular on the internet.
Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.