Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

by Ilikepink November 22, 2017

scratch-and-shit

The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)

Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?

Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?

by blondelesbian91 September 07, 2011

chicken scratch

your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.

yo man that handwritting looks like chicken scratch..hahahahahaha!

by eirbear2204 June 22, 2003

scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.

wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.

by isk_andurz August 23, 2007

Head Scratch

When a person had a symptom of Tourette’s syndrome where they constantly scratch their head.

“Christ! I got distracted from my head scratch and blew us the game!”

by MarinelliBomb March 03, 2019

scratch buddy

a non-committed sexual arrangement between two consenting adults. When both have an itch and desire an uncomplicated scratching of that itch.

"No we're not serious, she's just my scratch buddy."

by Darkman Jones May 23, 2007

loins scratch

when you sit your head on your partners loins face down, with your top off.

Your partner would give you a loins scratch or message

by Snarly May 28, 2008