When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.
"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."
by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009
Get the scratching the record mug.The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)
Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?
Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?
Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?
by blondelesbian91 September 8, 2011
Get the scratch-and-shit mug.your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.
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Get the loins scratch mug.I thought ring scratches on 360 were lame but now i cannot play twilight princess due to the wiing scratch.
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