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scratching the record

When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.
"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."
by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009
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Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.
I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.
by Ilikepink November 22, 2017
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chicken scratch

your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.
yo man that handwritting looks like chicken scratch..hahahahahaha!
by eirbear2204 June 21, 2003
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scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.
wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.
by isk_andurz January 2, 2009
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scratch buddy

a non-committed sexual arrangement between two consenting adults. When both have an itch and desire an uncomplicated scratching of that itch.
"No we're not serious, she's just my scratch buddy."
by Darkman Jones June 11, 2007
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loins scratch

when you sit your head on your partners loins face down, with your top off.
Your partner would give you a loins scratch or message
by Snarly May 28, 2008
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wiing scratch

I thought ring scratches on 360 were lame but now i cannot play twilight princess due to the wiing scratch.
by Spaz Out August 18, 2009
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