protaxtination

avoiding doing your tax paperwork

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010

Protagonitis

A condition where your favorite character is always the main character, no matter how annoying and unattractive.

If Bella Swan is your favorite character in Twilight, you're obviously suffering from a major case of protagonitis.

by Dulce et Utile August 7, 2015

protack

Protecting and attacking at the same time meaning your attacking something but protecting yourself at the same time.

I must protack

by DBONE765 November 21, 2018

Protagonitis

An unfortunate condition where a person in real life has characteristics not unlike the ones a protagonist in a wish-fulfillment story would have. The symptoms of someone with Protagonitis are as follows: has a dark traumatic past, has a secret power that nobody knows about, is given some special power or talent, has a ridiculous amount of luck, and is extremely attractive to many members of the opposite sex for no apparent reason.

"If anyone you know has Protagonitis, please seek help in the form of a doctor or an editor."

by Bentoboxing December 2, 2019

protagonist privilege

when everything goes right for the protagonist for the sake of them being the protagonist

Dumbledore: Gryffindor wins the house cup!
Slytherin: but we had the most points!
Dumbledore: But Harry Potter!
Slytherin: fcking protagonist privilege

by omgarmyonces May 3, 2020

photaux pas

In an online social network, such as Facebook, the commission of a mild offense or faux pas of innocently tagging a friend in a photo, image, or video in a way that they deem undesirable or inappropriate.

Adam: Dude! Why did you tag me in that video with the stripper?!?

Bob: Sorry man, my photaux pas.

by CleffedUp May 6, 2010

Pootang blues

When a male isnt get any female attention.

Bob - Any luck with the ladies last night.

Jim - No. Ive got the Pootang blues

by LJAontheJSA April 29, 2011